Nothing that happens is ever forgotten.
STUDIO GHIBLI VS DISNEY IN A NUTSHELL
|Disney:||Let's do a story about two people that fall in love... one a prince and one a princess . SPARKLING!|
|Disney:||Okay new idea ... why don't we do a movie where there's a PRINCE, and a PRINCESS ... but one of them is a mermaid ... and let's give em a happy ending ... KISS KISS! BAM ! MAGICAL!|
|Disney:||BETTER IDEA, let's add black people... ONES A PRINCE AND ONE IS NOT A PRINCESS ... and they fall in love. BAM!|
|Studio.G:||Lets do a movie where this girls parents turn into pigs, or where there's a castle made outta trash and it moves around. OR OR, a fish turns into a kid... OH WHAT ABOUT A FLYING WITCH GIRL! WAIT WAIT, let's add some cats, a movie ... about a girl turning into a CAT. OH THIS ONE IS GENIUS ... WHAT ABOUT A MOVIE.... about three girls ... WHO HAVE THIS GIANT PANDA LIKE NEIGHBOR THING NAME TOTORO!|
|Me:||What should I watch tonight ... another movie reminding me I'm single? NAHHH. *looks up Studio G movies*|